Hi guys, it’s me Kiki broadcasting from the Eiffel Tower in the City of Love, Paris, France.
Today I’m going to be answering your emails. I’ll start with this one from Chill Boo down in Antarctica:
“Dear Kiki, how did you get to be such an expert on love?”
Great question, Chill. I love it!
I have been obsessed with love for as long as I can remember, and that’s probably because you always want what you don’t have, right?
I grew up in an orphanage here in France. No parents. No litter mates. I was all alone.
I would go to the library to keep myself company and started reading about love – everything I could get my paws on.
I read all the romance novels. I read all the books of love letters. I then read all about cupid, and the Greek Goddess of love, Aphrodite.
When I got older, I wrote the book, “The History of Love” which shares everything I’ve read about love. It became a best-seller and I became a love expert.
Now let’s take another question. This one comes from Cookie in Florida.
“Kiki, have you ever been in love?”
Another great question. I wish I could say yes to that question, Cookie, but the truth is that I’ve never been in love. I’m a loner. I wish things were different but that’s just how my life has gone. Ok, we have time for one more question.
This question comes from Boris in Russia.
“Dear Kiki, will you marry me?”
Ha! Boris, that’s very sweet but I don’t think I’ll be getting married to a monkey from Russia. Sorry, but thanks for listening to my show!